"Life is funnier when you are anxiously anticipating the punchline."
- Right Rev. Rap Masta Cornflake
So, here I am thinking about writing, photography and the age old art of making money without being hired by corporate America. So here's a twisted top ten for the blue-collar crowd... we're all in this together.
The Top Ten Reasons NOT To Kill Your Boss:
10. Orange cover-alls have NEVER been in fashion... especially in the exercise yard.
9. It's so important to show respect... without the crosshairs.
8. Because you'll simply be replacing them with someone much more annoying and demanding... that you pay.
7. No one has ever said, "Show them how you feel... with explosives."
6. It's very difficult to forward your mail to a penitentiary.
5. Stalking self-help gurus is much more satisfying.
4. At the office you get cigarette breaks... not broken for cigarettes.
3. Writing a proposal under a deadline is infinitely easier than writing a confession under guard.
2. Pictures of your ass, attached to a resignation, can be enjoyed for years.
and the number one reason NOT to kill your boss:
1. "Yes sir/ma'am" is easier to say than, "Can't we just cuddle?"